Oedipus: The Original MF

For those of you who don't know about Oedipus, here's the story in a nutshell: It was foretold before he was born that Oedipus would kill his father. He's adopted by someone else and later on in life, kills a man who turns out to be his father. Not only that, but he married the widow to the man he killed, who is (you guessed it) his mother. They had four children together.

Kings back then. They were so fuckin' wily!